This is a riff off a parody. The original idea came from Cassie Claire's Very Secret Diaries. If you're a Tolkien fan and you've seen the movie, you'll probably get a kick out of them. Then it occurred to me: what would the most secret diaries of the Utena characters look like? And, lo, here is my first attempt. Note that some of the humor in this comes from references to the original VSDs.
Warning! These pieces of parody spoil the entire Utena series. In addition, Akio makes some fairly snarky remarks about Christianity -- I just can't see him caring too much for the religion. It's all in fun, folks, don't be offended.